W konkursie ‘English Jokes and Humour’ udział wzięło 15 uczniów III LO. Laureatami konkursu są:
I miejsce – Sylwia Fila (IIIB)
II miejsce – Paulina Kotas (IB)
III miejsce – Rafał Grzywacz (IIIB)
Serdecznie gratulujemy! Upominki ufundowało wydawnictwo Macmillan. Dziękujemy wszystkim uczestnikom za przygotowane prace oraz życzymy dalszych sukcesów.
Oto niektóre z nadesłanych propozycji:
One day a guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees a guy that looks exactly like him. He says to the guy, “Hey you look just like me!”
The other man agrees and asks, “Where are you from?”
The first guy answers, “Chicago.”
“Me too!” says the second guy, “What street do you live on?”
“Forty-Ninth Street,” answers the first guy.
“Me too!” says the second guy, becoming increasingly excited. “What’s your address?”
”951.”
“Me too! Wow, this is incredible! What are your parents’ names?”
“John and Cathy,” says the first guy.
“Me too!” shouts the second guy. “I wonder if we’re related!?”
Meanwhile, the bartenders are changing shifts and the guy coming on asks if anything is new.
“No,” says the first bartender, “just the Smith twins, drunk again.”
Two men met each other on the beach at Majorca. One looked at the other and asked, `Are you brown from the sun?` `No,` replied the other, `I`m Smith from The Times.`
(Paulina Kotas)
Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the state fair every year. Every
year Stumpy would say, „Martha, I’d like to ride in that there
airplane.”
And every year Martha would say, „I know Stumpy, but that airplane
ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars.”
One year Stumpy and Martha went to the fair and Stumpy said, „Martha,
I’m 71 years old. If I don’t ride that airplane this year I may never
get another chance.”
Martha replied, „Stumpy, that there airplane ride costs ten dollars,
and ten dollars is ten dollars.”
The pilot overheard them and said, „Folks, I’ll make you a deal, I’ll
take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride
and not say one word, I won’t charge you, but if you say one word it’s
ten dollars.”
Stumpy and Martha agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was heard. He did
all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They landed and the
pilot turned to Stumpy, „By golly, I did everything I could think of
to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.”
Stumpy replied, „Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out,
but ten dollars is ten dollars.”
(Rafał Grzywacz)
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